Goldfish With A Gun (A Poem For Children) Poem by Jojoba Mansell

Oh help! Won’t someone save me?
This is real, it’s just not fun!
I’ve been attacked by my pet parrot,
now my goldfish has a gun!

He’s stolen all my marbles,
he’s such an evil fish.
I should have bought a gerbil,
if only! I do wish.

I don’t know how to stop him,
should I go call the police?
I’m being held hostage by my goldfish,
I really need some peace.

Why is he such a terror?
How did he get that gun?
Mind you, he could scare my teacher,
now that would be great fun!