Goldilocks And The Three Bears Poem by Saiom Shriver

An innocent young girl
got married. One day she
discovered the secret passion
of her husband.

She went down to the basement
and was shocked to see
three bears' dead bodies
hanging from the ceiling.

Running screaming upstairs,
she inadvertently sparked
rage in her inebriated
hunter mate,

who threw
her down the steps,
breaking both arms.

The next day when he
went to work,
the wiser Goldilocks
replaced the old
with new gold locks.