Goliath's Wife Poem by Francie Lynch

Goliath never
Praised his wife,
Never said
He loved her.
He came up short
Of his intent,
She felt more worthy,
Had to vent,
So stole off from
The Philistine camp,
Crossed the sands
Like a vamp,
To join the Israelites,
Preparing for
The final fight.

A challenge
Came
From the Giant,
To send out one
To die defiant.
David rose
In shepherd's clothes,
Goliath's wife
Lay near,
When he reached
For shield and spear,
She handed him
Her bra.
That over the shoulder
Boulder holder
Had Philistines guffaw.
Her Double D's,
Once there to please,
Brought Goliath
Grovelling
To his knees.
David lopped off
Goliath's head,
Got some himself
When back in bed.


The lesson taught?

Whether you're
Tall or not,
Be sure to tell
Your wife she's hot!