GRANDMA'S BIBLE
Yeah, tired of hearing that evolution stuff.
‘Tis a mute issue - absolutely pure bluff.
Want to know how we all came about?
Well, it wasn't by some huge blowout,
Like Darwinian PhD's like to spout.
My grandma told me how it all began;
Said it was all by God's galaxy plan,
And said the Bible is every word true,
Means, there's no other design avenue;
Grandma said that in 3: 8 Peter 2,
One day is with the Lord as a thousand
Years. Now, by that - don't misunderstand,
For the word ‘as' is called a simile!
Change that not, like tries a skeptic PhD.
It's used only one time in the Bible
At least is in grandmas' - on my mantel.
All the other references to the word 'day',
Mentioned dozens of times - by the way,
Means exactly twenty-four hours long;
And, grandma's Bible was/is never wrong!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem