Happily Ever After Poem by Jon Edward Walker

a little more than six months ago
I married a good friend, Billy
and his current wife Porcia
I’m a minister;
they had known each other
two weeks prior to their blessed day
a month or so back,
Billy underwent an operation
to discontinue his ability to discharge
fertile semen.
they got a place together
combined their plants and house
adornments
and began to live happily ever after.
this morning Billy called me
asking whether or not my spare
room was still available.
it is.