His Facts Poem by Randy McClave

The election is rigged
Unless I win,
That fact I won't renege
He said with a wink and grin.
They should lock her in jail
And they should give her time,
Not allow her to post bail
For her every political crime.
The news is always fake
Unless it's flattering for me,
They always err and make a mistake
To which I do agree.
Everything is a hoax
Unless of course I tweet it,
Lies it always evokes
When it's against me it is unethical and unfit.
Nepotism is bad
Unless it's for my family,
Then it is good and makes me glad
Because, they are just like me.
I am very, very rich
But, you can't see the taxes I've paid,
Because, in the system there is a glitch
And it won't show how much I've made.
I am very, very intelligent
But, you can't see my grades,
To the finest schools I've went
For many decades.
I'm a businessman who is very successful
But, all my businesses have failed,
I have been very unsuccessful
My multiple bankruptcy's have entailed.
I am a true American patriot
But, I dodged the draft,
I wear a flag on my jacket and hat
But, at our U.S P.O.W's I always laughed.
My staff is the very very best
Until I had to fire them one and all,
They wouldn't do their commanded quest
With me they wouldn't play ball.
I am very, very innocent
But, I take the 5th refusing to testify,
Everyone knows that I'm magnificent
That fact my followers won't deny.

Randy McClave