Homemade Cyber Cake Poem by James Walter Orr

I once received, and also sent,
A silly little note.
I was told “That note’s too mushy! ”
I said, “You missed the boat! ”

The note I got had precious words;
All genuine, none faked.
It also had a cyber piece
Of cheesecake she had baked.

It seems to me that if this world
Were spinning, without mush,
Too many girls would walk around
With such a skinny tush.

I hope this poem is not too bold,
And does no one offend,
But mush has several calories
That settle in the 'end'.

If they settle in the rear end
(Please ask when, not whether) ,
For over years you'll surely find
The ounces add together.

Noting the statements from above,
I have to make this crack:
Is this the reason my friend says,
'I must give something back? '

The sad tale that I told to you,
Nigh makes my heart to break.
My thanks to you, my on-line friend.
Please pass the cyber cake!