What the hell ya honkin at?
Are you tryin to wake me up?
Can't you see I'm drinking coffee
From my 'Starbuck's' coffee cup?
I've got something else that's in my lap
(of which you'd be amazed)
A free gift, I got with a coupon
'A big donut' that's all 'chocolate glazed'
In my rear view mirror I see you-
Shaking your head, a making a fist
Hey! Don't give me those hand gestures
I don't care how you insist
The light just turned green
It's been only a second or so
Keep honkin that horn, 'I ain't gonna go'
'Til 'damn good and ready'
So, 'Just let er blow! '
I hope you understand, 'sign language of the hand'
I'll signal, what I'm going to say
Whoops- I hit my left turn
(Now you're startin to burn)
Gee.. I bet that made your day!
So, when you get behind, a 'caffeine driven mind'
Who's trying to start their day right
'Don't give me the toot'
(You ornery old coot)
'I drink coffee, all day and all night'
Bye Bye - Beep Beep - Honk Honk
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
DIKES CANT WRITE STICKY FINGERS FROM THE NIGHT