How I Would Describe My Dog Poem by Clive Culverhouse

How I Would Describe My Dog

my dog is
barkier than a cat
lickier than a rat

my dog is
walkier than a sloth
pick-uppier than a mammoth

my dog is
sniffier than a tiger
fetch-a-stickier than a zebra

my dog is
loyalier than a wild boar
affectionatier than a dinosaur

my dog is
biscuit-eatier than a hippo
waggy-tailier than a flamingo

and that's pretty much my dog!

Friday, March 6, 2026
Topic(s) of this poem: dog,dogs,pet,pets,rhyme,fun,funny,humor,humorous,humour,animals,nonsense,animal,light poetry
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