How To Be Hip Poem by Carl Toothman

Sten Olof and Anna Ohlsson
Who already have two grown sons

Gave birth to a sweet little girl.
Cutest babe in the whole wide world!

The father missed the Hippie scene,
but he would not give up his dream,

to be a part of that movement.
Realizing how much it meant,

he decides to give her a name,
that might bring fortune or fame.

Now I would like to introduce,
and hope that no one will abuse,

that this father,
names his daughter,

Priscilla Evelina Hippie Ohlsson