Hunky Chunky Mama Poem by bernadette meessen

Well she's three hundred pounds and she's prickly as a porcupine
Sittin' in the corner waitin' for a pick up yeh
Well her name is Brunhilde and she's sippin' boysenberry wine
And when she starts dancin' her legs start to kick up yeh
Cos' she's a Hunky Chunky Mama, punky funky Mama
A drunky monkey Mama yeh
Well she's a Hunky Chunky Mama punky funky Mama
Makes it in the bathtub yeh
She loves to wiggle her fat
Cos' being fat is where it's at
Yeh she's a junky mucky Mama yeh mm mm mm.
Well she's often at the brothel tellin' her big bad tales
Evyerbody gathers ‘round just to catch a line
And when she starts singin' the whole place begins to wail
She's indulgent and she's sinful
and she's bigger than the mighty Rhine!
and big Cos' she's a Hunky Chunky Mama, punky funky Mama
A drunky monkey Mama yeh
Well she's a Hunky Chunky Mama punky funky Mama
Makes it in the bathtub yeh
She loves to wiggle her fat
Cos' being fat is where it's at
Yeh she's a junky mucky Mama yeh mm mm mm.