Robert Edgar Burns

Rookie - 1 Points (02/14/1953 / Dunedin, Florida)

I - Poem by Robert Edgar Burns

I am wasted down to skin and bones
But what keeps it all together?
It's one hundred pounds of extra fat,
So I stay warm in all cool weather.

I'm as young as I have ever been
During this moment in space and time.
But if I lived over in Australia,
I'd be a day older and that's not fine.

I asked a beauty to prove she was a woman.
And she started to lift her skirt.
I said "no no no, won't you open your mouth,
And nag me till I leave for work? "

I truly believe the verse above
Won't be laughed at by many gals.
But I know I will get some chuckles
At work when I tell my pals.

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  • Valerie Dohren (4/14/2012 1:01:00 PM)

    In my experience, it's the men who do the nagging! ! ! (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Saturday, April 14, 2012

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