poet Charles Bukowski

Charles Bukowski

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I Am Visited By An Editor And A Poet

I had just won $115 from the headshakers and
was naked upon my bed
listening to an opera by one of the Italians
and had just gotten rid of a very loose lady
when there was a knock upon the wood,
and since the cops had just raided a month or so ago,
I screamed out rather on edge—
who the hell is it? what you want, man?
I’m your publisher! somebody screamed back,
and I hollered, I don’t have a publisher,
try the place next door, and he screamed back,
you’re Charles Bukowski, aren’t you? and I got up and
peeked through the iron grill to make sure it wasn’t a cop,
and I placed a robe upon my nakedness,
kicked a beercan out of the way and bade them enter,
an editor and a poet.
only one would drink a beer (the editor)
so I drank two for the poet and one for myself
and they sat there sweating and watching me
and I sat there trying to explain
that I wasn’t really a poet in the ordinary sense,
I told them about the stockyards and the slaughterhouse
and the racetracks and the conditions of some of our jails,
and the editor suddenly pulled five magazines out of a portfolio
and tossed them in between the beercans
and we talked about Flowers of Evil, Rimbaud, Villon,
and what some of the modern poets looked like:
J.B. May and Wolf the Hedley are very immaculate, clean fingernails, etc.;
I apologized for the beercans, my beard, and everything on the floor
and pretty soon everybody was yawning
and the editor suddenly stood up and I said,
are you leaving?
and then the editor and the poet were walking out the door,
and then I thought well hell they might not have liked
what they saw
but I’m not selling beercans and Italian opera and
torn stockings under the bed and dirty fingernails,
I’m selling rhyme and life and line,
and I walked over and cracked a new can of beer
and I looked at the five magazines with my name on the cover
and wondered what it meant,
wondered if we are writing poetry or all huddling in
one big tent
clasping assholes.

Poem Submitted: Wednesday, March 31, 2010

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  • Jim Christ (7/21/2018 1:41:00 PM)

    so that was john martin his publisher with some poet in tow. the poet never changed Buks words after he croaked but that john martin his publisher sure did. posthumous rape of a literary picasso or rembrandt who painted one of a kind beats and phrases. of The Black Sparrow Press; your legacy is vandalism for all times.

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  • Mark ArvizuMark Arvizu (9/30/2015 9:46:00 AM)

    Slaughterhouses on Bandini Blvd.... Hold your breath and drive as fast as you can through there.

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  • Mazhari David (5/21/2014 5:23:00 AM)

    We are all clasping assholes, I believe.* *

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  • James Champion (10/6/2011 11:30:00 PM)

    Never apologize for a beard...

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