I Hate Chicken Poem by Philip Lore

Roasted chicken, fried chicken,
Chicken is all we eat!
What's the matter with the Army?
Can't they serve some other meat?

Chicken dinner, I just can't eat,
T-bone steak, now...there's a treat!
Thick brown gravy, it can't be beat,
Mmmm...covered in mushrooms, onions too,
Chicken, chicken...I'm so sick of you!

Now they start to serve chicken tenders of late,
Damn, it's still chicken thats on my plate,
On a scale of ten, a minus ten I rate.

So, my darling Cathy,
Its the one thing I hate!
Please don't offer me a chicken plate.
It make me crazy, so irate,
No more chicken, get it straight!