I'Ll Keep An Eye For You Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Stephen Chang, a commodities broker in Manhattan,
Was viciously attacked by a heel,
Not ordinary heel but by a stiletto heel,
Donned by a lap dancer, on her feet.
With nothing more to bare.
He wouldn’t care a bit but these times are troubling on Wall Street,
He could be unemployed tomorrow in some kind of take over deal.
The gentleman plopped a few hundred dollars in the Hot Lap Dance Club.
Pocket change as far as New York goes,
It comes and it goes again,
After all the ex-governor plopped $4,400 for An Emperor’s Club escort,

While a senator’s husband dropped $150 for the same action in Michigan.

The cost of living is high in New York City, where Manhattan is the hub.
With Bear Stearns and the dropping dollar he did catch a lap dance,
As by some chance,
The nude gal with her legs ablaze to Stephen Chang into a maze,
Of Flesh and most likely silicon and French nails,
Stephen Chang was in a daze,
But at an inopportune time he found a heel before his eye,
What had happened is that the woman whirled around his seat,
Not knowing the dimensional perimeter she had to make,
To make sure his view was a treat,
Lo and behold she had almost blinded him in one eye; she said “I’m sorry, ” with a sigh,
Of relief.

But Chang was out to file a lawsuit because he was attacked by lap dancer.
The lawsuit probably will get settled out of court,
I’ll bet when he goes to these bars or clubs,
He will look at the dancers from a more distant view,
Rather getting into a lawsuit for the loss of sight in an eye,
And a dancer saying “I keep an eye out for you.”

(4-4-2008)