Roger Bewman

Rookie (1976 BC / Virothiom)

I’m A Crazy Nutcase - Poem by Roger Bewman

This weekend was quite warm
but I felt like operation Dessert Storm
with no water and no reason to reform

I went back to Bangladesh
but there were no people to possess
who am I to guess?
the earth is in a big fuckin’ mess

I've won in Age of Heroes as William Wallace
I kicked the butt of the English
Now I play Joan of Ark
New adventures to embark
Shit I run out of deutsche mark
So I’ll ride the great blue shark
To visit the great blue oyster park
and find pearls with a strange quotation mark

I’m a crazy nutcase
With no sense of grace
Such a disgrace
Always out of place
in this deserted air base
I’ll tie my shoe lace
change tax base
just in case
I’m left with no disc space
I’m a crazy nutcase

Aloha Waikiki amazon ass….

Comments about I’m A Crazy Nutcase by Roger Bewman

  • Francesca Johnson (12/15/2006 6:40:00 AM)

    Just as well you have a shell of plutonium and adamantium, Roger. Invulnerable, you are. Well, almost..... I digress.
    Love this poem and all your others. They are (I think I've said this before) Keep on writing.

    Love, Fran xxx

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  • Alison Smith (12/12/2006 1:24:00 PM)

    This is fun... remembering what comment went to which poem....

    'The case maybe a crazy nut.... but the inside is definetly not..... great read my friend'


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Poem Submitted: Sunday, December 3, 2006

Poem Edited: Thursday, December 2, 2010

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