Roger Bewman

Rookie (1976 BC / Virothiom)

Roger Bewman Poems

1. A Story Of The Wanderer 12/3/2006
2. A Story Of The Wanderer (Rhymed) 12/3/2006
3. All That Jazz! 12/3/2006
4. Babel 12/3/2006
5. Beer Belly 12/3/2006
6. Blot Of Ink 12/3/2006
7. Boots On Hay 12/3/2006
8. Closer 12/3/2006
9. Cloudy Day 12/3/2006
10. Collaboration Of The Russian Goverment 12/3/2006
11. Darkness Within 12/3/2006
12. Deliver Your Children (A Short Story) -Part I 12/3/2006
13. Deliver Your Children-Before Part I 12/3/2006
14. Diego Armando Maradona 12/3/2006
15. Dissipation 12/3/2006
16. Dna 12/3/2006
17. Dove 12/3/2006
18. Capsized 12/3/2006
19. Fry Day Night Booze 12/3/2006
20. Gallileo Gallilei 12/3/2006
21. Gilgamesh Meets Agathocles 12/3/2006
22. High Times 12/3/2006
23. If Happiness Is A Pill (Prescription) 12/3/2006
24. I'M No Moses 12/3/2006
25. Imagination Breakdown 12/3/2006
26. In The Net 12/3/2006
27. In The Valhalla Waterfalls 12/3/2006
28. Interferon Personalities 12/3/2006
29. Is Pen Is 12/3/2006
30. Jam Session 12/3/2006
31. James Dean's First Use Of Betadine 12/3/2006
32. Join The Club 12/3/2006
33. Just Now 12/3/2006
34. Just Passing By 12/3/2006
35. Kgb 12/3/2006
36. Le Chasseur De L'Esprit (Mindhunter Poemo In French-Sort Off) 12/3/2006
37. Liquid Tension In The Mind Of Intention 12/3/2006
38. Lost In The Abyss Of Total Bliss 12/3/2006
39. Love Entangled 12/3/2006
40. Low Cast Crust (Recipe) 12/3/2006

Comments about Roger Bewman

  • p.a. noushad p.a. noushad (4/24/2009 3:59:00 AM)

    roger, your poems stain the beauty of realities.

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  • Francesca Johnson (12/16/2006 5:59:00 PM)

    Original.... Funny.... Versatile.... Intelligent.... A totally crazy, Guinness-swigging, unafraid-to-say-what-he-wants-to, type of man.
    Oh, I nearly forgot - he's a great poet, too.
    Francesca J.

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  • Nouri Black (12/4/2006 10:18:00 AM)

    few words abt him
    true friend
    funny
    lovely
    good looking (lool)
    there alots abt him but if i keep on talking i wont finished

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  • Lee Degnan (12/3/2006 10:57:00 PM)

    Reading Roger is so much fun
    It doesn't hurt that he's such a hun
    When you're down and feeling blue,
    you'll cheer right up when he talks to you!
    I talk to him because he's such a hoot
    It's also nice that he's hunky to boot :)
    I'm so glad that he chose to stick around...
    Look out hackers, Roger's back in town!

    Go see for yourself why I'm such a fan,
    He's a real prince of a man!

    Best always to you Roger,
    Lee

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  • Niko Tiliopoulos (11/18/2006 11:18:00 AM)

    Roger, amigo mio della fuerte anemia, your poems make me laugh so hard (even when they are supposed to be serious or sad) , that it feels like I need to have a plastic surgery to get back my other facial expressions! Keep it up brother.

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Best Poem of Roger Bewman

20 Women And A Monk

20 women lookin’ at him
they didn’t realise he was drinkin’ Jim Beam

they twisted his beliefs
with nasty griefs

they planted a seed
of evil deed

20 women laughin’ at him
they didn’t realise he was close to Him

they poisoned his body
wrinkled his heart

they molested his past
and tore apart his future

A monk lookin’ at them
He didn’t realise they wanted his gem

He made them believe
With holy prosaic weave

He planted religion
With iron maiden legion

A monk laughin’ at them
He didn’t realise they were ...

Read the full of 20 Women And A Monk

Babel

Oxford? It’s nine. 5000$
What year? Come on let’s go Aston Martin

At a party in Inverness
Met a beautiful Scottish lass
Her name was Jess
We talked and laughed all night
Drunk a bottle of Drambuie
And afterwards made pure love in the moonlight

Well you see she was my wife….

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