If I could Copy and Paste the world,
I would Ctrl C on the times that took my breath away,
And Apple V onto the moments that went astray.
If I could Ctrl Alt Del those points when you were blue,
And Find and Replace those sad days with words anew,
I would Copy and Paste the world.
If I could Spell Check my sentences every day,
If I could Caps Lock and Shift your laughter,
Then perhaps I could Save my happily ever after.
If I could Undo and Repeat whenever I pleased,
And ignore the Microsoft Assistant with ease,
Then I could Copy and Paste the world.
If I could Copy and Paste the world,
I would dress it up in a pretty Font to share,
And give it ClipArt and Symbols and Webdings for it to wear.
But I cannot Copy and Paste the world,
I cannot Print in black, white, red or brown.
But maybe I could press Esc,
And all the world’s problems would Shut Down.
Vivienne, I think this one deserves a 10. It is very unique in approach and quite funny and entertaining. Thanks.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
quite often I find myself thinking, 'Control Z! control Z! ' at the very least a backspace would be nice. thanks for such a funny and completely true poem. and I do think we know each other from school, so hi if we do and just kidding if we don't.