Assistant Poems

'Twas Mulga Bill, from Eaglehawk, that caught the cycling craze;
He turned away the good old horse that served him many days;
He dressed himself in cycling clothes, resplendent to be seen;
He hurried off to town and bought a shining new machine;
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The saris go by me from the embassies.

Cloth from the moon. Cloth from another planet.
They look back at the leopard like the leopard.
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Advertisement in N.Y. Times
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In the tenth year of Yuanhe I was banished and demoted to be assistant official in Jiujiang. In the summer of the next year I was seeing a friend leave Penpu and heard in the midnight from a neighbouring boat a guitar played in the manner of the capital. Upon inquiry, I found that the player had formerly been a dancing-girl there and in her maturity had been married to a merchant. I invited her to my boat to have her play for us. She told me her story, heyday and then unhappiness. Since my departure from the capital I had not felt sad; but that night, after I left her, I began to realize my banishment. And I wrote this long poem -- six hundred and twelve characters.

I was bidding a guest farewell, at night on the Xunyang River,
Where maple-leaves and full-grown rushes rustled in the autumn.
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The rich house had in the hall
An enormous mirror, very old;
Bought at least eighty years ago.
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Charlie Chaplin whose real name was
Charles Chaplin, in his autobiography,
Gives a glowing account of his association
With Dr. Albert Einstein and his wife Elsa.
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The Teen Flower Arranger

Decades ago I arranged flowers
not as my profession,
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This poem is dedicated to Olfa Drid - who explores the beauty of Intellectual Love in many of her Poems.
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Hi. The name is Lou.
Born in the land of the new moon,
raised in the Pearl of the Orient.
My Grandparents as my Parents,
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Suddenly discovering in the eyes of the very beautiful
Normande cocotte
The eyes of the very learned British Museum assistant.
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Friday mornings:

As I follow Eric the barber to the pay counter,
feeling scraped and trimmed and scented and almost younger,
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Sally bought a toothbrush holder made from gleaming brass
Solid, smooth and golden, it was really class
But she was loathe to spend long dreary hours
Buffing and shining it, after hefty scours
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...who or which is the main topic of this site
in any season, let alone this one in the Northern hemisphere,
as the hormones stir a young man's fancy
and an old man's mind...
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So he said to me: 'What kind of Asian are you? '
And I said back: Well that's a loaded question, what do you expect me to be?
Because any way slice that egg-roll I'm still pretty much what you want to see
I've played many a far east stereotype
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She walked towards me down our street
my fluttering heart missed a beat
My throat went dry I felt oh so shy
and my knees began to knock
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In a little family group they stood
Aggrieved on the petshop floor.
“It bit me and me mam and our Gladys,
And ‘im, that boy by the door”.
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I Have heard sundry men oft times dispute
Of trees, that in one year will twice bear fruit.
But if a man note Tyburn, 'will appear,
That that's a tree that bears twelve times a year.
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Those of you who have followed my blogs on Einstein and Physics theory will recall that I frequently referenced CERN which is an international project near Geneva Switzerland which has as it's goal the re-creation of the conditions of the Big Bang.

The project, planned for years, first fired up in 2008 with mixed results and limited power and problems with the gigantic magnets which accelerate the particles. But, the multi-billion dollar project has drawn fire as the most dangerous tinkering in the history of the world and has been described as a threat to the entire planet. Lawsuits seeking to enjoin its operations have been filed.
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The challenge is posted
a sure promotion is open
only two persons are noted
as both got Masters degree
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It always has been a thought discreet
To know the company you meet;
And sure there may be secret danger
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Saturday morning, July 13, 2024 at 7: 30 a.m. and 7: 40 a.m. and 7: 42 a.m. and 7: 56 a.m.; the time is now 8: 01 a.m. and counting, and Poem Hunter is currently delaying publishing this entire poem in its "New Poems" listing to limit member readership …

A police proxy at Poem Hunter blocked my poem about my own death—written in the tradition of the Japanese death haiku poem which Basho (1644-1694) popularized—specifically because local and national police agencies, including the FBI, do not want to let the American public know their ultimate plan for me, and my anticipation of the police enacting such a plan in the future, ergo my death poem—i.e. to murder me if all else fails, but trying to make it look like an accident, etc. in the process. You, reader, get the idea …. otherwise, the police will imprison or otherwise confine me to control me and my penchant for revealing police covert operations' protocols, not the least of which involves the murder of Ray F. Gricar, the former District Attorney of Centre County, Pennsylvania, in April of 2005 … Centre County, PA being the home county of Penn State University, State College, where former Penn State University President Graham Spanier was eventually fired and convicted of a crime after being implicated in the coverup of the child sex-abuse scandal involving a former Penn State University assistant football coach, Jerry Sandusky, in addition to which Spanier is also a suspect in the sudden disappearance of Ray F. Gricar who was well aware of allegations of Sandusky's child sex-abuse, but did not bring charges against Sandusky during his time as District Attorney of Centre County …
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Checking in at any airline reservation
shouldn't be too much of a hassle.
OK, a line-up to get to the booking-in assistant,
queueing up to go through security and
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My shop of imaginations may be closed for a few days
As ‘My Positive Energy' tendered a long leave letter;
Its assistant ‘My Inspiration' got disappointed at this,
And ‘My Mood' made a protest and backed out from duty
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Sunday, July 3,2022

Note: Ray F. Gricar, the District Attorney of Centre County, Pennsylvania, disappeared in Union County, Pennsylvania, on April 15,2005, in the vicinity of Lewisburg, PA. The State, including the Pennsylvania Bureau of Enforcement and Investigation, with ample staff and resources, declined to investigate Gricar's disappearance. It fell to a local police department, in Bellefonte, PA, which was not the police jurisdiction where Gricar disappeared. During the investigation, the Bellefonte PD followed implausible leads, including several red herrings—e.g. reported sightings of Gricar in different locations, these sightings made by retired and off-duty police officers. They refused to investigate the most promising lead: a Ray Gricar body double was seen in the parking lot of the Bellefonte County Courthouse by an assistant district attorney at 3 p.m. on the day Gricar disappeared, many hours after he had left Bellefonte, and Centre County. This information was not released to the public until much later, which angered the Gricar family because it was clear the police were not following up on credible leads. The case has yet to be solved, and been called the perfect crime: i.e. without a body, there is nothing to investigate. Several criminal experts link Gricar's disappearance to the Jerry Sandusky sexual abuse case—the former Penn State assistant football coach who was charged with sexual abuse of minors in 2011, and convicted in 2012. Gricar had begun an initial investigation of Sandusky in 1998-1999, and some experts believe Gricar was disappeared by powerful persons—who may have been involved in covering up Sandusky's crimes over a lengthy period of time—because of Gricar's knowledge of the case, the evidence collected at that time, and Gricar's reputation as a no-nonsense, honest District Attorney.
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I woke up late this morning, my phone was dead. I guess I never plugged it in, I found it buried under my pillow (erah!) . I barely had time for anything, just managing to cover the basics as the 'Whoop' sound signaled my first virtual classroom opening. A pop-up announced that the class would be recorded and available later. 'Yessss! ' I thought, as I put in my airpods.

My room is surprisingly full of houseplants. There's a ponytail palm, an anthurium and philodendrons sending down tendrils of heart-shaped leaves from shelves and tables. I drew open my curtains and the room bloomed, morning sunny. It was 22° but my windows are almost always cracked open to let in some real air.
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I think Dr.Yan Limeng who comes from Hongkong was manipulated by Guo Wengui and Bannon as a beautiful and obedient puppet. Dr.Yan published false papers with no scientific basis under their order, and fabricated the theory of the source of the COVID-19, which has been condemned by scientists all over the world.

This time, Guo Wengui and Bannon meticulously packaged Dr.Yan and used the institutions which was controlled by Bannon to publish the so-called essays for her, turning her into an amazing female whistleblower and heroine in the eyes of the American right-wing media.
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A friend said that Yan Limeng was not an expert at all. She was only in her 30s this year. She was only an assistant in the laboratory. Her job was to use small hamsters to conduct experiments to analyze pathological reactions and infectivity. She usually had no chance to get in touch with core experiments and data.

Although Yan Limeng's laboratory published related papers in the journal Nature during the new crown epidemic, she was only one of the co-authors, and the main content of the paper was to describe the symptoms of hamsters infected with the COVID-19, and human infections. Comparing the symptoms that appear is not related to the development of vaccines and antiviral drugs.
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listen: george mule was an assistant fry cook
at a fried chicken restaurant for 30 years.
he thought he'd retire to an afterlife of
lawn chairs, pension, benefits,
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Phat chance! Phish phophy! Bull Stool!
And Folks… Leave politics da phuuck…
out of this discussion! Not one human
life… is worth you, or any other mfer'
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