If It Offends You! Poem by Robert Edgar Burns

If it offends you
I really don’t care,
That I sit on my bed
And type while I’m Bare!

If you knock on my door
I’ll open it too.
Just please be aware
Of what you might view.

Unless of course
It happens you’re blind.
Then I’ll be your friend
Of the nudist kind!

If you watch a movie
With Angelina Jolie,
Somewhere in it
Birthday suits will be seen.

Friends, Romans, Countrymen,
Lend me your ears.
But cover the rest,
For my guests are now here!