If Only I Had A Burger! Poem by Robert Edgar Burns

If only I had a burger,
I surely would need some fries.
The one to feed my belly,
The other would feed my thighs.

At breakfast I’ll order some bacon.
I’d also appreciate eggs.
Just like I love your whole body,
Not just your arms and sweet legs.

If I should feel your warm embrace
A kiss with that would nicely do.
And then your heart to me impart,
For it’s the warm loving center of you!

If only I had that burger,
With trimmings as delicious as you,
You’ll forever be my main course,
And the desert I enjoy will be you!