In Praise Of Cold Meats Poem by Etienne Charilaou

Austrian viennas…Austrian viennas. (softly)
Austrian viennas…Austrian viennas (softly)
I like Austrian viennas…Austrian viennas.
Have some Austrian viennas…come get your Austrian viennas.
Austrian viennas…Austrian viennas.

It's a pity pigs were slaughtered
to make delicious sausage hors d'oeuvres.

And don't forget the Bockwurst;
I've still to try a knockwurst.
Salami or ham in aspic
with mustard is fantastic!

And to complete this meaty venture,
make sure the beer's not in abstentia!