Infinite Choice Poem by Alan Bruce Thompson

I don't know whether this diet does me much good,
There's more nutrition in the packaging than there is in the food.

"Giant", "Monstrous", or "even bigger", they call,
It's actually one size despite the ‘grand, long or tall'.

Temptations on show, this garden of delight,
Come and look at the variety, enjoy the sight!

Despite the banging and shouting, the choice is but two,
They might be fooling themselves, even me, but certainly not you.