Instructions For A Public Toilet Poem by Paul Warren

Instructions For A Public Toilet



Do not squat on top of the toilet
It is not made to aim for it as set
So mark that with a cross on the sign
And if you are there for number twos in your mind
Definitely once you are finished with the paper
Don't throw it in the waste - it's not something to savour

© Paul Warren Poetry

Instructions For A Public Toilet
Tuesday, May 2, 2017
Topic(s) of this poem: life
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
This sign was on the wall in Southbank in Brisbane, Queensland.
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Buried Alive 02 May 2017

Amazing! I guess they think it's a bathtub or worse. Fortunately, we don't have public toilets in the Bronx except for dogs -the street Love that warning sign should be wearing a life jacket as well because they might drown

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