Internal Hypnotist Poem by Gabhriel Londe

Welcome. Greetings. How do you do?
Let me introduce myself, I'm the hypnotist inside of you.
Now that we've met, let me make myself clear,
I'm not here to help; I'm here to generate fear.

Before we start, I want to tell you how great you were,
But of course that was before your mind took its torture.
Now close your eyes and listen to me count down from ten,
And remember to just relax. Now let's begin.

..........10
.........9
........8
.......7
......6
.....5
....4
...3
..2
.1

Are you now relaxed? What is that? No?
Well, you’re never content, that's what your tests show.
Now if you’re confused, that's a good thing,
That means more anger and that means more killing.

I'm going to ask you some questions about who you are,
Like 'why did you stick that hose through your car? '
I promise you’ll be uncomfortable, but don't come undone,
Or you may wake up, and that wouldn't be fun.

Do you love you mother? Do you love your dad?
Oh, they’re both dead? Well that's too bad.
Maybe if you weren't depressed and hadn't taken that gun out,
They would've shot the intruder and had a chance to run out.

How have you been since you've been sober?
So you still get cravings for the bottle three times over?
Well don't worry; your drug addiction should take care of that.
Oh, you don't have one? Are you still telling yourself that?

Do you feel the way that a normal person should feel,
Or do you feel like an animal that's about to become a meal?
Are you frightened now? Have you lost it yet?
Don't you believe that what you see is what you get?

The voices up there, are they treating you well?
Cause by the look of things, you're going through hell.
Are you sure you took your medication today?
They worked yesterday, you should be okay.

Now, think about this, what if the voices left with a groan?
Wouldn't that mean that you would be all alone?
No one else speaks to you, and no one else cares.
The voices keep you talking, is that worth the nightmares?

Well this has been fun; it’s been a real hoot.
Now we all now know for sure that you’re a real coot,
But our session is over and has come to an end.
So now I’m going to wake you up by counting up to ten.

.1
..2
...3
....4
.....5
......6
.......7
........8
.........9
..........10

You need to wake up! You couldn't have passed away,
You've only been lying on this couch for a whole day.
Well, if you wake up keep saying what you've always said,
Even though it's all real, it's all in your head.