Wendy Bureau

Is It Too Long? (For A Laugh) - Poem by Wendy Bureau

Why does hair grow
Where it's not meant to be?
Hairy legs on a lady
Is not attractive, you see?

How about the bikini line?
Where every summer, I must wax
And why is it that man
Aren't waxing their hairy sacks?

Think about it, for just one sec
Damn straight! You know it hurts
But who pays mind to a hairy lady?
No matter how much she flirts

Moving on to the armpits
All the sleeveless shirts we wear
A look, not too attractive
When flaunting sweaty pit hair

Then of course there's aging
Some not as graceful as others
Growing bloody mustaches
Like our fathers, and our brothers

So remember men, before complaining
Picture your own hairy self in a thong
Now is 20 minutes, or even 2 hours wait
For a shaven women to long?

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Poem Edited: Thursday, May 19, 2011

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