Is No Christian Poem by Randy McClave

Though he was never a Christian
And he had not one Christian trait,
He's an uncaring billionaire hoping God would listen
As he said a prayer to change his upcoming fate.
He was sure that he was going to be arrested
And then sent off to prison,
Because, he has lied and raped and cheated and molested
From his troubles he wanted to be risen.
He prayed that God would have people support him
And also to believe all that he had said,
Also to praise him as if singing him a hymn
And not to believe all the lies told about him said.
He asked God for himself that he wouldn't go to jail
For all that he had said and done,
And also he hopes people would send him money for bail
Because, he had lied that he had said he had won.
Then an Angel unto him then appeared
And he said, for you the Lord does worry and care,
Your words our lord master did hear
He has always listened to your every prayer.
Then the Angel said I have always been on your shoulder
Sitting there and praising you every day of your life,
And I was sitting there when you got older
I was always there helping you with your worries and strife.
Then at the Angel the old man started smiling
As he looked and remembered back to his past,
Everything always went his way while he was styling
He got whatever that he wanted and whatever was asked.
Then the old man started again feeling proud
After what the Angel had spoken,
I am a intelligent great man he shouted out loud
Even though every commandment he has broken.
Then as the glorified man sat at his table
He asked the angel will he help his enemies see him as a pastor,
Then the angel said I am not that type of Angel
Because, Lucifer and not Jesus is my Lord and master.

Randy L. McClave