It's All Connected Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

You have preferences?
So do I.
But I don't conduct auditions.
Nor do I have an interview process.

If it doesn't happen in my heart...
Nothing from my head will communicate
A readiness between my legs to heat!
It's all connected.
In a package one gets and enjoys!
And loyal.

Which today...
Is as rare as finding a soda fountain,
In a drug store!
Selling hotdogs and hamburgers.

'Will that be a root beer float?
Cherry coke?
Relish or mustard and/or both,
With catsup and mayo on the burger...
With a side of fries?
Or did you want the dog plain? '

~Just how 'old' are you?
You may want to reconsider.
And either lower your requirements.
Or make adjustments to the times!
You know...
Revalue your expectations.
Either way...
It is clear you have updating in need,
Of much clarity...
To 'mingle' in these times we're living in! ~