It's Another Big Mac Attack! Poem by Joe Rosochacki

What is wrong with these people who are attacking Mickey Dee?
The recent events, last year and early this year, is perplexing to me.
First there was a woman caught on video surveillance,
-trashing a McDonald's,
For she 'felt' the burger wasn't up to par;
And then a second incident came when customer,
by the drive-by window,
-she was told there were no more Chicken McNuggets,
'That's Nuts',
-was the reaction from the female driver in the car.
Did Ronald McDonald deserve those breaks today?
The first attack, on December 27,2009, that made the news on the internet,
Was a woman that felt her hamburger was inferior.
She, the unidentified female who threw objects,
-otherwise known as UF(wt) O,
Was mortified when she bought an 79 cent hamburger from a McDonald's,
in Kansas City, Mo.
The UF(wt) O was a connoisseur of beef I presume,
And she was a 'nut-head' I assume.
The UF(wt) O had demanded a refund,
McDonald's did not oblige; the company offered a replacement instead.
That's when things got heated and things came to a head.
The UF(wt) O had an acute PMS reaction,
Caused by her dissatisfaction.
And she began to tear apart the place like a banshee gone wild.

The second incident involved Chicken McNuggetts or lack there of,

Melani Dushane wanted to celebrate the New Year with a Nugget.
Melani Dushane was told that weren't any in a McDonald's in Toledo, Ohio.
She was so furious that she punched the Drive-Thru window with her fist.
That would be a scene that the McDonald's worker will not completely forget.

Did Melani ever go to Tony Packo's?
Who knows.
The food there is far superior to the Value Menu at a McDonald's.

Anyway, Melani was injured and was arrested on vandalism charges,
There was a 'restraining order' placed against her by Ronald.

1-18-10