It's For Your Own Good Poem by soren Barrett

Some years ago I needed to know
What was the amount of my last deposit
So the bank I called and a voice drawled
Your account number please, do you have it?
No problem I said, and then it I read
Now some security questions to verify it is you
Password conferred, I thought the rest could be deferred
But not so, some mandatory questions did ensue
To avoid a con game we need your mother's maiden name
Once again I complied and gave it
One last question before, we can give you more
What was the amount of your last deposit?