Jack & Jill At The Party Poem by Spock the Vegan

It was a party that Jack was going to,
But he was sad and blue,
‘cause he had no girl to take,
and he had a cake to bake

At the party Jack went up to a girl
And said ‘May I have this dunce? '
She said ‘that is just what you are'
So he only asked her once

To another girl he said ‘Do you want cake? '
She replied ‘No, I don't drink'
He said ‘You're a kookity-kook'
She said ‘And you're a rat fink'

Near the punch bowl he said to another
‘I like a good pot-lick'
she grimaced with an ugly face
and replied 'You are so sick'

Jack danced that night with a girl named Jill
Who he found sitting in a chair
She said ‘You have a very fine step'
He replied ‘You have pretty hair'

They dated a while and then one day
Jack said ‘Please marry me Jill'
Jill said ‘I need to think about that
While we climb up that hill'