Some call me Jonnie Pecker,
'Cause I'm a private dick,
I can crack a criminal case,
Not matter how slick.
Most call me Jonnie Pecker,
But some call me Chardonnay,
I'm known as a rubber-necker,
If I see you, you won't get away.
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