Kaisei, Kaisei Loga Ph.D. Wallwei Yahan? / (What, What Guys After Ph.Ds. Here?) Poem by Bijay Kant Dubey

What, what guys and folks after their Ph.Ds. here,
Some want to do, but do not get supervisors,
Some have supervisors, but not access to universities,
Some for fellowships, wanting not to submit,
Some wanting to be doctorates miraculously for to add Dr.,
Some wanting to purchase with money
And some without labouring get doctorates conferred upon!

Sometimes reports coming it not, none to say about,
The despatchers dispatching it not for postage
And the candidate too a dullard, cannot a little bit,
Sometimes the external examiners so lazy and miserly
In writing the report and dispatching,
Sometimes the examiners of the negative mind and crooked enough
And somewhere the teachers against the candidate.