Kangaroo Petrol Poem by Chris Goss

Mercedes drives you round the bends
Mini is just so funny ha ha ha
Jaguar is splendid black puma
Rolls Royce helps you make as choice
Volvo just like to greet you and say hello
Ford is at as price anyone can afford
Nissan helps any one step out of the fire pan
BMW plays cards and donates coinage double
Audi has an engine that makes the noise loudly
Honda makes you feel a sense of wonder
Kia just runs all the time in the wrong gear
Toyota does not feel any better
Peugeot is like a cat with perpetual purring
Subaru acts like an excited kangaroo
Mazda likes to sing 'da da da I am a car'
Lotus just simply make a fuss of you
Lamborghini will sort out any knees
Dodge obviously manages to dodge
Jeep likes impersonate Little Bow Peep
Land Rover bowls a superb over
Lotus just like to make fun of us
Bentley troubles you mentally
Skoda makes us feel somewhat older
Porsche you just have to feel remorse