Killing Pi Poem by Paul Moosberg

Here’s how I want to control pi
I’ll start by making it go by
To all the numbers everywhere
The halves and quarters all will share
This common goal that I apply
Now I control where I put pi

Now that may not turn out to be
Then take the dot out after three
Because the point’s only a view
It could be joining thoughts that skew
So let me run on out to see
How does it start and turn to be

If all else fails then carry on
Another day for thought will dawn
Another task I bring to me
Some useless fun will always plea
These thoughts that run release to spawn
Quadratic beasts that carry on