Kitchen To Bathroom Dao Poem by Alexandre Nodopaka

My sweetheart is going through
a mental tizzy the last couple of months
about this very Kitchen Affair... and
not least the bathroom...
How ironic... Bathroom Dao!

The bathroom is now so pretty with
lush silk greenery hang from shelving.
Orientalist paintings on the walls
Sculptured servants hold soap trays and
Oh! My! Such pretty towels!

Just for decoration and guests I am told!
Oh! La la! And the doodoo seat must,
be down. Of course!

A 'One Thousand and One Night'
lighting fixture swings from the ceiling
with three tiny candles for atmosphere.

Atmosphere!
It should be Stratosphere when I sit
on the 'guest' throne with my bowels
shrieking with pleasure as I gush,
or is it flush
my gastronomical Bouillabaisse
down the drain, while motion activated
robins chirp their mating songs
I piddle in the bowl, aiming for the middle
named after Mirror Lake.