Lady Constantine Mcguire Poem by Phil Soar

Lady Constantine Mcguire



Lady Constantine Mcguire
Set her husbands pants on fire
Then went for walk in the grounds
But to her dismay
The very same day
He released quite a large pack of hounds

They chased her all night
And gave her quite the fright
By sinking their teeth in her bottom
She was found in a bush
With teeth marks in her tush
And needed to bathe it with cotton

Phil Soar
Monday, June 29, 2020
Topic(s) of this poem: humour
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