Let's Do Something For Santa Claus Poem by Stanley Cooper

Let's do something for Santa Claus
That jolly Ho-Ho-ing guy
He rates more then mere applause
That, no one would ever deny

Sliding down chimneys at his age is tough
Let's find him an easier way
He manages well, strangely enough
But he's beat at the end of his day

Santa's a Senior who'll never retire
So a 401K won't do
As the world's most famous good will supplier
He warrants more then 'thank you'

Why not pay him time and a half
Make him a Union member
Let's get him a larger working staff
At least in the month of December

His home at the North Pole is snowingly chilly
But he's too proud to complain
Perhaps he should move to Vegas or Philly
Where there's less snow and less strain?

Let's do something for Santa Claus
That guy with the cheerful 'Ho-Ho'
There can be no more worthy a cause
Then helping that HoHo-ing pro