Lobotomy In Wash, Dc Poem by Stanley Cooper

A lobotomy occurred in Wash, DC
A large slice of brain, excised
The part remaining is pure debris
Incapable of thought precise

Karl Rove left the sinking ship
The man who pushed the buttons
The guy he left is ill equipped
For anything more than strutt-in

Rumsfeld’s gone, and not too soon
Gonzalez should take flight
Dubbyah appointed these buffoons
Both as stooges for his far right

When Election Day finally comes around
With decisions determined most thoughtfully
No leader could ever be less profound
Than Dubbyah who decisioned distraughtfully