Little Willie #3 Poem by Spock the Vegan

Little Willie went on a long vacation,
Causing destruction across the whole nation.
He caused many people lots of vexation.

A man he assaulted needed a ligation,
And then Willie stole the poor man's sedation.

The police issued Willie a citation,
Then the court proceeded with litigation,
And the jury said there was no causation.

Now Willie's in prison for the duration,
And Willie will get no chance of probation.