Love Tap Poem by Lamar Cole

Clifton was waiting in the fast food drive-thru line.
There was a car in front of him that was very slow.
The lady in front of him ordered many food items.
Then she wanted to have long chit chats with the cashier.
He and the many cars behind him were becoming impatient.
So he stupidly gave her car a little love tap with his car.
The tap awakened her sleeping 300 pound boyfriend.
Her boyfriend got out of the car and beat the crap out of Clifton.
The police gave Clifton a ticket and his insurance agent.
Delivered the knockout blow by canceling his insurance.
It had been a bad day.