Mad Poem Poem by Lee Fones

i walked into a lampost
i've walked into a tree
i walked through a ghost
nobody else did see

i've walked over the coast
i've walked into the sea
i've ate a piece of toast
and dived off the fishing quay

the fishermen enjoyed my roast
i stepped into my old capri
then drove it to a starting post
causing everyone to flee

i then decided to boast
about my maddening spree
nobody knew i was a host
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