Maga Philosophy Poem by Randy McClave

The MAGA Philosophy is this
Give all your opponents a kiss,
Then when their backs are turned
Be then unconcerned.
Mocking the disabled is always acceptable
Unto their needs don't be susceptible,
And never ever apologize
Never tell the truth, instead always spread lies.
Never admit that your learner or you are wrong
Never with immigrants get a long,
Remember, name-calling is always cool
Especially when you make others look like a fool.
Science is very stupid indeed
That study we should never believe or heed,
Empathy is also a weakness
It shows a true meekness.
Fear those who are different than you
Call them traitors to the red, white and blue,
Cheating means that you are very smart
Never think with your brain or your heart.
Bullying people means that you are tough
And that with their truths you've had enough,
Stealing from charities is acceptable and fair
And for the sick and needy, never worry or care.
Reading is just a waste of time
Lying is a key to success for any crime,
Always take credit for the hard work of others
And when in err, blame your sisters and brothers.
Remember, there is only one true God
Who many worship and who is never a fraud,
Some blasphemers call him a liar and an adulterer and a commie
His followers instead call him Lord Donnie.

Randy L. McClave