Masochistic Foods, Sadistic Cook Poem by John Bliven Morin

Masochistic Foods, Sadistic Cook

Rating: 4.3


CREAM: 'Whip me! Whip me! '
CHEESE: 'Slice me! Slice me! '
EGG: 'Beat me! Beat me! '
CARROT: 'Dice me! Dice me! '

BREAD: 'Pound me! Pound me! '
PEPPER: 'Shake me! Shake me! '
NOODLE: 'Boil me! Boil me! '
CELERY: 'Break me! Break me! '
COOK: 'No.'

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Caroline Bulleck 31 October 2012

I love the humor in this poem. Definitely put a smile on my face.

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John Bliven Morin

John Bliven Morin

New London, CT
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