Mean Woman Poem by Dorsey Baker

She's a mean woman
mean as she can be
She's a mean woman
mean as she can be
I try to love her
but all she wants to do
is fight with me

She's a mean woman
you just can't please
a woman like that
She's a mean woman
you just can't please
a woman like that
you give her a teddy bear
but all she wants is a
baseball bat

She's a mean woman
colder than winter time
She's a mean woman
colder than winter time
She's a mean woman
She'd rather see the rain fall
than see the sun shine