David Keig

Rookie - 13 Points (1951 / UK)

Men Are Not Efficient - Poem by David Keig

Men are not efficient
They slow and ponderous too
They fail to wash the dishes
And make 'sprinkles' in the loo
Men are just a waste of space
For so much they take up
Men are disobient
And don't deserve no love
Men are bad at grammar
And their spelling is quite dire
So woe betide the hapless man
Who lights miss moya's fire.


Comments about Men Are Not Efficient by David Keig

  • (2/11/2006 6:02:00 PM)


    How funny that this poem is so apt for me! Nice poem David! Moyaxxx (Report) Reply

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  • (11/18/2004 11:18:00 PM)


    Miss Moya if ya nasty!
    I'm just kidding...... ;)
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  • (11/18/2004 11:09:00 PM)


    Have you got a match david

    Regard's AJS
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Poem Submitted: Thursday, November 18, 2004

Poem Edited: Friday, November 19, 2004


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