Mobile Phoning In Cars Poem by Douglas Scotney

Superman gets angry
being told not to do it,
not liking to be told
not to do what he can.

Until stats show him
a superman is no exception to the rule,
is not stronger than a statistician.

Superman fumes and denies...is a fool.

Wonderwoman gets angry
being told not to do it,
not liking to be told
not to do what she can.

Until stats show her
a wonderwoman is no exception to the rule,
is not stronger than a statistician.

Wonderwoman fumes and denies...is a fool