My wife insisted that it was Monday
'No', said my girlfriend 'It is Tuesday'.
A blonde interjected, 'Both of you're wrong,
It's neither Monday nor Tuesday but Friday'
'Okay, Okay, ' I told them all to hold their guns
And listen
' If it was Monday, Tuesday or Friday
How come I'm returning from the church
On a Sunday? '
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