Ms Beauty Pageant Poem by John Sensele

How many times do you think about other's people's plight
How many times do you spend looking at your welfare and wellness in a mirror
How many times do you about worry about whether other people have any light
To prevent any event they slump into a gutter.

How many times do you worry yourself silly
How many times do you admire yourself
How many times you favour folly
At the expense of querying the significance of every self.

How many times should you with your eyes open bungle
How many times should run away from the bosom of your family
How many times should you scamper from home into a romantic jungle
Only succeeding to rank silly like an odious hillbilly.

How many times should you fumble, Mr Politician
How many times should you blunder Miss Beauty Pageant
How many times should tangle, Mr Magician
When you can't afford to be a progress agent, Mr Sergeant.