Murray's Tattoo Poem by George Hunter

Murray got a different tattoo
For every girl that he knew.
Crossed the last off the list
‘Cause they’d never be missed
Off with old and on with the new.

Then he went back to the farm
And the cowgirls around him did swarm
They all did yearn
To take their turn
And be the next name on his arm.

Then he met this chick named Sheri
The one he wanted to marry
But she got pissed
And said, “Off with the list.”
So he had it erased in a hurry.

Then the old girlfriends did scurry
And came around looking for Murray
Wife said, “His ass is now mine
And we’re doing fine.”
And she flipped them off in a hurry.